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Elon Musk Says He’ll Ban Apple Devices From All His Companies If Apple Integrates ChatGPT Into iOS
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After months of speculation and a launch so soft it could have…
Apple Unveils iPhone 15: Slightly Different Rectangle Now With Titanium
In a lavish display of bravado disguised as innovation, Apple has once…
Elon Musk Now Owns Twitter and Apparently Also Its Chaos
In a move that surprised absolutely no one except perhaps the world’s…