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France Bans Domestic Short-Haul Flights, Tells Trains to Toot Their Horns in Victory
In a move that has airlines sighing into their life vests and…
U.S. Politicians Discover TikTok Is Still a Thing, Declare It a National Threat
In a delightful return to bipartisan cooperation, the United States House of…
Elon Musk’s X Sues Media Matters for Saying Exactly What It Can’t Have People Saying
In a turn of events as predictable as a Bond villain monologue,…
U.S. Tourist Returns Ancient Roman Artifacts to Italian Museum After Feeling Guilty
In what archaeologists are calling “a mostly well-intentioned case of theft by…
Supreme Court Justices Find Ethics Code, Discover It Is Not Legally Binding
In a move that some might argue is about a couple of…
Elon Musk’s Brain Chip Company Neuralink Sparks Waves After First Human Implant
In a move that surely puts the science fiction writers of the…