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UK Economy Avoids Recession by the Narrowest of Margins, Brings Cake to Celebrate
The UK economy has managed to claw its way out of what…
FDA Approves Florida Strawberry That’s Actually Red and Tastes Like Something
In a rare win for taste buds everywhere, the U.S. Food and…
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In a sticky blend of gastronomy and activism, climate protesters in Paris…
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In what may be either a groundbreaking experiment in neuroscience or a…
Astronomers Confirm There Is, In Fact, Something Very Big and Very Dead at the Center of Our Galaxy
For centuries, humans have gazed at the star-drenched center of our galaxy…
Elon Musk’s Brain Chip Company Gets the Green Light
After years of speculation, eyebrow-raising tweets, and the occasional rogue demonstration involving…

