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Amidst the eternal hustle of the Galápagos Islands, where iguanas sunbathe like…
NASA Picks Three Companies to Build Moon Rovers; Lunar Parking Still Not Included
In a move reminiscent of a cosmic episode of "Pimp My Ride,"…
Darth Vader’s Mask Fetches Seven Figures, Because Why Not
In a news development that probably had Imperial March enthusiasts reaching for…
Supreme Court Rules That President May Be Held Accountable, Just Not During Business Hours
In a ruling that splits the legal hair rather decisively, the United…
When Life Gives You Lemons, the Internet Makes Them Go Viral
In a tale that demonstrates how the internet never forgets and has…
Scientists Accidentally Create Superwhite Paint That May Put Air Conditioners on a Melt
In what may be the least dramatic superhero origin story ever, scientists…

