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Elmo Asks the Internet How Everyone’s Doing, Immediately Regrets It
In what must now rank among the gravest misjudgments of red furry…
Supreme Court Reminds Government That Laws Still Exist
In a stunning plot twist that shocked absolutely no one who has…
Supreme Court Hands Women a Map, Then Immediately Hides the Compass
In a thrilling bit of legal gymnastics, the Supreme Court on Thursday…
Birdwatchers Rejoice as Rare Pigeon Fails to Evade Paparazzi
In a moment that has sent the birdwatching community into a collective…
Tech CEO Discovers That Running a Company Is, In Fact, Difficult
In a story that surprised absolutely no one except perhaps the protagonist…
Apple Finally Adds RCS Messaging Support, Ending the Blue-Green Bubble Cold War
In what can only be described as a tectonic shift in the…