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Supreme Court Gives Justices a Hand in Future Job Reviews
In an inspiring act of self-reflection usually reserved for diary entries and…
Headline: Supreme Court Bats Down Challenge to Law Banning Guns for Domestic Abusers
In a decision that appears to confirm the old adage that actions…
Canada’s Bank Shockingly Refuses to Party, Holds Interest Rate at 5%
In a move that surprised absolutely no one except perhaps those living…
NASA Loses Contact with Voyager 1, Humanity’s Interstellar Postcard Drifts into Existential Silence
In a plot twist befitting a melancholy science fiction novel, NASA has…
AI Expert Says Humanity May Be Outmatched Soon, Cheerfully Rings Doomsday Bell
Yoshua Bengio, one of the godfathers of artificial intelligence, has once again…