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Canada Goose Finds Life Outside the Cold, Sells Luxury Parkas in the Desert

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In what could only be described as a curious twist of wardrobe fate, Canada Goose, a company known for producing jackets that could withstand a nuclear winter, has reported surprising global growth with its core products selling briskly even in regions where snow is more rumor than reality.

The luxury outerwear giant, famed for outfitting celebrities and urban adventurers alike in gear seemingly designed for an emergency trip to the Arctic Circle, revealed in its latest earnings that parkas priced like small used cars are flying off shelves in places that have likely never seen actual ice outside a cocktail glass.

Sales of heavyweight parkas were particularly strong in Asia and Europe, markets not traditionally known for subzero temperatures lasting longer than a minor inconvenience. Yet consumers, lured by the unmistakable promise of status and perhaps a latent fear of an unexpected ice age, have embraced the brand with the warmth usually reserved for central heating.

The company saw an overall increase in sales of 22 percent compared to the same quarter last year, with its flagship parkas leading the charge. CEO Dani Reiss cited strong international demand and resilient brand appeal as key factors in the rosy outlook. Apparently, marketing winter luxury in milder climates is not a contradiction but a business model.

While some might argue that the practicality of a $1,500 down-filled coat in 80-degree cities is questionable at best, Canada Goose appears to be successfully selling the idea that one can both suffer through a humid commute and look ready to summit Everest, should the occasion ever arise spontaneously.

Of course, fashion has never strictly minded the weather forecast. If it did, Paris Fashion Week would be a parade of sensible Gore-Tex and walking shoes. Canada Goose now plans to expand further into accessories and lighter apparel, for those who want a taste of tundra life without risking heatstroke.

In the paradox that is luxury fashion, nothing quite says “ready for adventure” like an arctic parka worn within sight of a palm tree.

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