Flight to Nowhere Gains Passenger With Nowhere Else to Be
In what can only be described as a tragicomedy of modern travel,…
Despite Hyping TikTok Ban, House Sends Bill Into Senate Limbo
After breathlessly charging through legislation that could ultimately evict TikTok from millions…
Tesla Announces Another Price Cut, Sparking Deja Vu Among Investors
In what is now beginning to feel less like a pricing strategy…
NASA Rolls Out a Giant Robot to Fix a Gold-Plated Space Thermometer
In a development that surely confirms we are living in a science…
German Police Search Homes of Climate Activists, but It’s Not as Scorching as It Sounds
German police conducted a series of coordinated raids on Wednesday, targeting several…
California Cows Score Legal Win Over Involuntary Facial Recognition
In a remarkably modern take on Orwellian allegory, California regulators have decided…
Cicadas of Brood XIX and Brood XIII Prepare to Throw Nature’s Least Coordinated Party
In what can only be described as Mother Nature's attempt at synchronized…