Elon Musk’s AI Startup xAI Raises $6 Billion, Remains Extremely Modest About It
Elon Musk, apparently bored of merely reinventing space travel, electric cars, and…
Supreme Court Rules the CFPB’s Piggy Bank Is Constitutionally Sound
In a turn of events that may cause migraines for anyone fond…
Elon Musk Sues OpenAI for Remembering to Make a Profit
In a plot twist that could only come from Silicon Valley or…
Harvard’s Admissions Process Now Breaking a Sweat in Court
Harvard University, a school more selective than your childhood friend’s imaginary club,…
AI Finally Passes Bar Exam, Lawyers Remain Employed for Now
In a development that will either delight tech enthusiasts or cause human…
Supreme Court Declares Presidents Can Do Quite a Bit, Actually
In a landmark decision that may have historical scholars scribbling furiously into…
Apple Unveils AI Features With All the Subtlety of a Fireworks Display in a Library
On Monday, at its annual Worldwide Developers Conference held in Cupertino, Apple…
Supreme Court Unleashes Recess Appointment Ruling, Chaos Fails to Ensue
In a decision that was somehow both historic and oddly unsurprising, the…
Apple Likely to Deploy Generative AI Features in iOS 18, Because Apparently Siri Needs Friends Too
After years of pretending that Siri’s quirks were endearing rather than mildly…