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AI Companies Pledge to Water Their Frankenstein Carefully
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France Bans Domestic Short-Haul Flights, Tells Trains to Toot Their Horns in Victory
In a move that has airlines sighing into their life vests and…
U.S. Politicians Discover TikTok Is Still a Thing, Declare It a National Threat
In a delightful return to bipartisan cooperation, the United States House of…
Elon Musk’s X Sues Media Matters for Saying Exactly What It Can’t Have People Saying
In a turn of events as predictable as a Bond villain monologue,…
Red Lobster Shrinks Its Workforce After All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp Feast Devours Company’s Bottom Line
Red Lobster, the restaurant chain best known for cheddar bay biscuits and…
U.S. Tourist Returns Ancient Roman Artifacts to Italian Museum After Feeling Guilty
In what archaeologists are calling “a mostly well-intentioned case of theft by…
Supreme Court Justices Find Ethics Code, Discover It Is Not Legally Binding
In a move that some might argue is about a couple of…