Supreme Court Rules Against Man Who Wanted to Trademark ‘Trump Too Small’
In news that may disappoint fans of both intellectual property disputes and…
Minnesota Declares Itself a Trans Refuge State, Texas Declares Itself Upset
In a move that can only be described as progressive, defiant, and…
UK Now Officially the ‘Most Sleep-Deprived Country’ in Europe, Because Who Needs Rest Anyway?
In a revelation that is unlikely to surprise anyone who’s ever commuted…
Apple Unveils iOS 18, Finally Catches Up to 2015
In what can only be described as a bold and revolutionary move…
NASA Chief Bill Nelson Warns China Could Claim Parts of the Moon
In news that sounds suspiciously like the opening scene of a Cold…
Harvard Reinstates Standardized Testing Requirement, Because Apparently Numbers Still Matter
In a decision that may cause high school students everywhere to drop…
Nepal Bans TikTok in a Bold Move Against Time-Wasting
In a stunning plot twist from the Himalayan nation best known for…
FBI Says It Dismantled a Major Russian Botnet Powered by Outdated Routers
In a development that will surprise absolutely no one who has tried…