Scientists Discover Octopuses Experience Sleep Stages, Continue to Be Uncannily Weird
In news that only confirms what we all suspected about octopuses being…
Supreme Court Temporarily Blocks EPA’s Plan to Clamp Down on Air Pollution Between States
In another thrilling installment of “Who’s Regulating Whom Now,” the Supreme Court…
Vivek Ramaswamy Steps Down from Strive Asset Management, Likely Trades Suits for the Campaign Trail
Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur turned presidential hopeful who has spent more…
AI Lawsuit Goes Full Sci-Fi: Authors Sue Over ChatGPT’s Allegedly “Bookish” Memory
In the ever-evolving saga of man versus machine, a group of authors…
NASA’s Voyager 1 Phone Call Reconnected After Awkward Silent Treatment in Deep Space
Voyager 1, the space probe that has been wandering the cosmos like…
Elon Musk’s Brain Implant Company Just Put A Chip In A Human Head. What Could Go Wrong?
In what can only be described as a bold leap into the…
Elon Musk’s xAI Raises $6 Billion to Teach Chatbots Common Sense, or at Least Try
In the latest demonstration that the artificial intelligence gold rush shows no…
Tour de France Organizers Lose Track of Route, Cyclists Not Amused
In what one might charitably call a logistical hiccup and less charitably…
World Leaders Gather for G7 Summit, Solve Absolutely Nothing but Pose Nicely for Photos
In a display of geopolitical camaraderie that accomplished little but looked fantastic…