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Apple Unveils AI Features with Branding So Predictable It Hurts
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The $1.1 Billion High-Speed Rail to Nowhere Inches Forward, Eventually
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Moose on the Loose: Alaska Lawsuit Opens Up Wide Pastures for Animal Rights
In a plot twist that feels like something out of a courtroom…
Supreme Court Rules Against Attempt to Ban Drag Shows in Tennessee
In a blow to those who believe the First Amendment applies to…
TSA Finds Gun Hidden Inside Raw Chicken at Florida Airport
In what is surely a Thanksgiving dinner idea that never made it…
NASA’s Voyager 1 Whispers From the Cosmic Wilderness Once More
After a long and worrying silence from humanity's most distant envoy, NASA's…
Supreme Court to Decide Whether Presidents Can Legally Nap Through a Coup Attempt
The United States Supreme Court, not typically known for its comedic timing,…