AI Experts to World Governments: Please Do Something Before the Robots Do Everything
In a move that can only be described as politely panicked, over…
Apple’s Latest “Revolution” is… an App Store EU Users Can Actually Use
In a move that could best be described as “we did it…
Astronomers Discover a “Forbidden” Giant Planet That Shouldn’t Exist
In a plot twist that could make even the most seasoned sci-fi…
Canada Politely Whispers for Meta to Rethink News Block Amid Wildfires
As wildfires rage across the vast, politely apologetic wilderness of Canada and…
ChatGPT Gets an MBA, Sort Of: AI’s Business School Report Card is In
In a development that will likely give business school deans and caffeine-fueled…
Disgraced Rep. George Santos Expelled from House in Rare Bipartisan Moment of Agreement
In a development that surprised approximately no one who has been within…
Taiwan Shoots Down Chinese Drone Because Apparently the Airspace Memo Got Lost
In a diplomatic development that was about as subtle as a bull…
NASA Is So Done With Mars Helicopter Drama, Declares It Permanently Grounded
After a dramatic six-mission career that included flying over Martian plains, dodging…
Just Stop Oil Takes Summer Tour Indoors With Museum Protest
Because climate protests apparently pair well with postmodernism, Just Stop Oil has…