House Votes to Hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in Contempt over Biden Audio Refusal
In an act of political theatre that would make Shakespeare roll over…
NASA Fears New Moon Landing May Stir Up Lunar Dust and Ancient Footprints… Again
NASA, the agency that has spent the last fifty years assuring us…
NASA Loses Contact With Voyager 1, Space Probe May Be Ghosting Earth
NASA's longest-running interstellar overachiever, Voyager 1, has given its handlers at the…
NASA Astronauts Accidentally Stuck in Space After Leaky Starliner Breaks Staycation Record
Two NASA astronauts, who were originally expecting a breezy weeklong jaunt to…
Elon Musk Quietly Ditches OpenAI Lawsuit, Possibly to Focus on Less Open Things
Elon Musk, the Silicon Valley mogul who never met a courtroom he…
‘Nobody Will Save You’ Lands a Surprise Emmy Nomination, and Even Kaitlyn Dever Seems Surprised
In an awards season plot twist befitting a science fiction thriller, Hulu's…
Rishi Sunak Calls Surprise Summer Election, Britain Responds with a Mildly Bemused Shrug
In a move that has surprised the nation almost as much as…
Elon Musk Chastises OpenAI, Threatens to Build Billionth AI Company Instead
In what can only be described as a feud that feels one…
Elon Musk’s xAI Raises $6 Billion to Build “Truth-Seeking” AI, Because What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
In another episode of Silicon Valley’s favorite pastime — throwing a few…

