Trump Pulls Plug on Harris’ Secret Service, Says She Can “Just Uber With Pepper Spray Like Everyone Else”
Kamala Harris loses her security detail, Trump racks up another revoked perk,…
Archbishop of York Tells Farage His Mass Deportation Plan Is Just “Kicking the Problem Down the Road, Possibly Into the Sea”
An Archbishop warns against kneejerk deportations, Farage dismisses him as out of…
Trump Declares Washington “Crime-Free Zone,” Says Other Cities Should Try Just Saying It Out Loud Too
Trump says D.C. has no crime, Bowser gets credit, and America wonders…
Trump Sons Now Officially Crypto Princes, Dad Declares Himself “Satoshi’s Roommate”
Nine months into his second time in the White House, Donald Trump…
CEO Snatches Hat From Child at US Open, Learns World Hates Him Faster Than You Can Say “New Balls Please”
From centre court to public enemy number one, it turns out nothing…
Newsom Trolls Trump With “I’m a Survivor” Video, Internet Declares Petty War of the Century
Newsom keeps trolling, Trump keeps fuming, and the rest of America wonders…
Starmer Promises to Shut Every Asylum Hotel, Says He “Completely Gets It” Because He Wouldn’t Want One on His Street Either
Starmer says he “gets it,” Farage says he doesn’t, and Britain’s asylum…
U.S. Stock Market Now Pricier Than Dot-Com Bubble as Investors Throw Cash at Anything With ‘AI’ in the Name
Wall Street hits record highs, proving once again that history repeats itself,…